How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

and 1 to ban them all.

Sounds about right.

University Lightbulb Jokes!

How many Queens students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it never really gets it done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.


How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Ryerson isnt a real university.

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Thunderbay doesnt have electricity.


How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under
pressure.


How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it.

How many Laurentian students does it take to change a
lightbulb? None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.


How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs
changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of waterloo using that
nuclear lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Western students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the prfect
JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.


How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldnt go out.

How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But she cant do it on a friday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to change the lightbulb and 6 to throw a party just because. haha!

How many Fanshawe students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They are all too drunk, and too stupid to figure it out.


How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure.

How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.

How many Uof Victoria students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four.One to do it and 4 to translate the instructions.

How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them. They make it a campus affair.

How many University of Manitioba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Theres a university in Manitiba?


How many York students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hopefully just 1, becuase the other 49 999 are too destroyed to be changing lightbulbs.


How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She screws everything, why not a lightbulb?

haha

i figured out those were canadian universities by the time you said Thunder Bay.

U of T threw me off though, because, you know, UT kicks ass and beat USC and some douche deleted my post.

you shut up

Oh, James, you're so cute when you're angry.

I've never seen CFL play but I want to, cause Warren Moon came out of da frozen wasteland.

I wish rugby came on at a decent time too, cause that is always fun to watch and if not play correctly, then fuck around with a ball in what we think is rugby.